Creating a machine capable of altering the laws of phisics had some peculiar and astionishiong side effects. namely, the machine would absorb the body of the nearest human and send it back in time. In order to correct for the vitality vacum flux, the machine would replace the person wiht a ferocious dinasaur. Instead of correcting for the glitch in the Machine, Obama tooka advantage of this strange phenominon to create his own dinasaur army. originally he wanted to keep them all in a dinosaur theme park, but that wen horribly wrong, so now he just sends them all to roam wildly in the panamanian Jungle.

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